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Nihilist Bear

You don't really like anything. Nothing matters enough for you to like it. The only thing you even remotely like is the idea that nothing is worth liking.
As the antithesis of the typical Care Bear, you tend to have a lot of existential angst. You're an interesting mix of Goth and philosopher.
You're the most intellectual of the Care Bears and can often be found brooding over the state of things. Because of this, you find it very hard to care about things. Even fluffy kitties.
Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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