Holy crap, what's this? Mike's getting a vacation? What the hell's wrong with the world??
Oh. He's going to Texas. Everything's fine, people. False alarm. Anyone going to Texas must have done something wrong. Mike must be punishing himself.
But wait, doesn't his brother live there? Shit. It must be a vacation after all.
What a wierdo. He'll be updating some details of said trip when he returns.
Have a good weekend.
Oh yeah, C-I? Consider this your figurative slap in the head. *smile*