New Year's Resolutions. 2003-01-02

So I was thinking about doing a New Years Resolutions post, and make it really funny, and then, the more I thought about it, maybe I should do a serious one. Something deep and profound.

And then I thought, Yeah right, let's make a list of things that won't change my life at all anyway. It's not like I'd really do any of them.

(And if anyone was wondering, my tattoo is healing nicely, thank you.)

So no list of resolutions this year. Sorry.

Besides, I don't want my life to be different. I don't want things to change. I like who I am. I like that there's plenty of room for improvement.

So then I thought that maybe I should just make a list of highlights from last year, but then I realized, why would I want to do that, when all you really have to do is read my older entries.

So then I was stuck for a bit, thinking about what kind of list to come up with, and then realized, Hey, I'm not fucking Santa Claus.